It is 2 AM the night before MITSFS inventory. We don't quite yet have
all the data necessary to start generating shelf catalogs (in our
local jargon "shelfdex packets"), at least partially because I sent
some people home early. I will really, actually, have a checklist for
this next year. Or possibly arrange to be in
Argentina.
It is 1 PM the next day, and I am frantically trying to write a piece
of software that I should have written two years ago: the resolver, so that
spurious books aren't handled by a very tired person with a SQL
interpreter. Of course, "frantically trying to write" means staring
at a buffer consisting only of comments that I wrote yesterday.
It is 3:15 PM. The software is by no means done, or even at the
required functionality level, but I'm improving something that sort of
works rather than staring at a buffer full of vague comments and
unparsable code. "We have a heartbeat!"
It is 6 PM. I know what this year's hilarious screwup was. But I can
fix it... with a SQL interpreter. Fortunately I'm not yet that tired.
(When you're matching the books that were unexpected in one place with
the books that came up missing in others, you want to make sure you're matching
with books that were missing in this inventory.)
It is 9 PM. "Yes," I said. "For the love of God."1
It is half past midnight, and the library has been reconfigured to be
a library again, not an inventory-taking machine. I am far too tired
to do more than poke desultorily at the shiny thing in front of me. I
can also only sit in awe of Kevin, who got three hours less sleep than
I did last night (and in the student center at that) and then herded
cats all day. It was claimed that inventories don't usually end with
fewer boxes of books than they start with, so I guess we won.
It is 1 PM the day after, and I am fixing up this blog post, after
sleeping for about twelve hours. My brain seems to be vaguely
wondering where all of its neurotransmitters went. (Disclosure: I
did actually start each paragraph at the the times specified, but I
went back and edited, sometimes writing more based on recollection.)
1. (People have begun to
barricade themselves
with boxes of spurious books.)