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2010 April

Just what I needed, another expensive hobby

When I was younger, back in the upper Cretaceous, I somewhat desultorily took piano lessons, but also had a small stack of synthesizers. I've retained a theoretical interest in making music meanwhile, with occasional flashes of interest, but successfully putting it off as "another expensive hobby."

This began to crumble a little due to housemate-comrade joyp's band Soap Yourself's recording issues, reminded me of my small pile of hardware, most significantly the mixer. But that was nothing compared to newer housemate Yuki's KAOSSILATOR. A Kaossilator is kind of hard to describe adequately, but inadaquately it's a tiny looping synthesizer that you control with a touchpad. It's a blast to fiddle with, and I am told (and believe) that some people make fairly elaborate music with it, although I would prefer a keyboard... and I found myself strongly desiring one.

I expected this desire to fade with time, but it did not. I decided to make myself practice the piano, bought myself a copy of Hanon from Amazon, and promised myself that I was only allowed to throw money at the problem if I could make myself practice regularly (yes, I know that it's in the public domain and can be found on the net. It was worth the price to have a bound copy). Imagine my surprise when when I found myself looking forward to working on the exercises, and enjoying bending my fingers in new and repetitive ways.

So, given all that, it seems I need to figure out what I should be getting, and what the synthesizer/sampler market is like twenty years later. Summary of extended ruminations to follow.

expensive hobbies for the 21st century

When I was young, there were more or less three utterly desirable and droolworthy synthesizer/samplers. Though you may not realize it, you have almost certainly heard all of these.1 They are:

The Kurzweil K250, clocking in at the low, low price of about ten thousand dollars. Legendarily created at the suggestion of Stevie Wonder, apparently the first sampler with a bunch of useful samples in ROM. It had a very impressive piano sound for 1984.

The Fairlight CMI, for $60,000-$80,0002 in the model current when I cared (shortly before they went out of business). The first commercial sampler, probably about a quarter of the sound of 80s music.3

The New England Digital Synclavier, which apparently cost $200,000 in a small configuration, was, I think, the first attempt at a commercial product for making music (from composition with to sound generation) with computers. They added sampling shortly after the CMI appeared, but then expanded the capability into a fully tapeless study, back when that was not only fresh and new (as opposed to "duh" like is today) but mind-blowing.4

I don't actually want any of these devices any more, because trying to get anything done with what passed for an embedded UI in the 80s would be unbelievably frustrating. There's a K250 on eBay at the moment for $650 (for pickup somewhere in California), and while it's seriously tempting (they were supposedly really well-built instruments) it's almost certainly not worth the hassle.5

It's also worth noting as context, that a cheap (and as pianos go, you do tend to get what you pay for) new upright piano goes for about $5000, with instruments more acceptable to the discriminating going for $10,000, $20,000, up to (reputedly) $100,000 or so for a Bösendorfer Imperial Grand (97 Keys! Eight Full Octaves! I want one! I really have nowhere to put it!).

Today, the "high end"6 dedicated instruments cost between $2000 and $5000 and mostly classed as "Sampler-Workstations". The 61-key version of Korg's M3 (which is on the cheaper end of such things) for instance, has a typical street price of $1900. This still struck me at the beginning of this process as overly expensive, given the difference in available computing power between the then above, and the now, when the phone in my pocket has several orders of magnitude more computing power than anything above.

However, after adding up some numbers, I think it's actually a pretty fair price. First of all, we need to abstract the price of the keyboard controller; I'm going to pick the Akai MPK61 which has a street price of $500. Add a MacBook7 for $1000, and a copy of Ableton Suite (which should have everything you need) for $850, giving us a naive total price of $2350. Admittedly, the computer does more, but I actually suspect that it would be a good idea if my musical instrument does not have a web browser.

In the end, I'm going withhave purchased the 88-key version of the M3, with the RADIAS analog-modeling-synth add-in card as my primary keyboard. I decided that I wanted the big-keyboard version so I could at least practice for the piano (and you know, a little pitch range never hurt anyone). I'm very likely going to add a Blofeld keyboard, because I kind of want a second manual, and because it sounds so awesome (listen to the demo tracks). Oh, and go look at the entry for the module version...


1If you've listened to 80s music. Which I am going to assume that you have because I don't have time to hide under the table right now.
2The prices in Wikipedia are quoted in pounds and while I recall it being strong against the dollar I don't feel motivated to go look up historical exchange rates.
3The drum machine, the PPG Wave, and the DX7... why do you ask?
4Oh, and did I mention ridiculously expensive? I guess I did.
5Even if I happen to know someone who can pick it up for me (not entirely unlikely), getting a 95-pound thing that's large for 88-key instrument (well, that's not a piano) back to Boston would be a challenge. Also, where would I put it?
6Which I put in scare quotes because of the price difference relative to the cold-war-era hardware
7Some thought went in to my choice of a Mac, but I don't feel like explaining it right now
also, this dude does the awesomest synth demos

Actually worth listening to on their own merit if you like this sort of thing.

Musical aspirations and influence

I want to make music (hence the past two weeks). Specifically, (and at the moment) I would like to make music as inspired by the music of the following:

First of all, this dude:

Picture of Johan Sebiastian `That Dude' Bach

I'm guessing that you know who this is. I am fond of contending that we can blame pretty much all of Western music on him. I am not including a link to his music because there's so much of it...

Emerson, Lake & Palmer are an odd case; they may be standing in for progressive rock in general, but... they, and Keith Emerson in particular, are amazing musicians from a technical perspective.

(There are youtube clips below. If you are reading this in some sort of aggregator and don't see them, see if they show up on my version of the story.)

Really, I worry that I just don't have the hair for it.

Kraftwerk (which non-German speakers are reminded means, basically "power station" or "power plant") basically invented pop music made via synthesis. They're also very strange.

Hifana sort of defy description. Watch the video.

It is worth mentioning that they are deservedly famous for not using sequencers in performance, although I think they may be cheating a very very tiny bit with some of their samples.

Honorable mention to Tangerine Dream, Orbital, Ochre... and I am quite certain that I'm forgetting someone in this category.

The new toy

I figured I should at least show you a picture thereof:

Korg The Destroyer

It's not perfect, but all in all I'm pretty happy with it. (Some indication of how it sounds will take until I produce a sound I'm happy with...)

a couple of things to make me feel less lame about this week

1. If you are in the habit of listening to music described as "phat", you may find this pleasant, and inducive of rhythmic movement.

2. People who are not caught up with the current season of Doctor Who but intend to be: There were bits of the first three episodes that were... worrying... possibly even disappointing. But I've seen the first half of this season's two parter (well, most of it it, anyway) and I think my faith in Mr. Moffat has been justified and rewarded. I recommend that you pay close attention to it in fact; don't look away as I did, and whatever you do... DON'T BLINK!

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